"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
10/06/2016 at 23:06 • Filed to: None
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"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
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“Next time you want to stay home and watch Netflix, an Aston Martin DB9 gets sad.”
Keepin it serious here. Something motivation-like. Self-created ones include:
“The only thing between you now, and your ideal self, is laziness.”
“Don’t want to now? You’ll have wished you did later.”
“Nothing tastes as good as it feels to be healthy.”
“The feeling at one’s full potential outweighs the struggles on the way.”
I like the last one. It’s broad, short and to the point.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:12 |
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“if it wasn’t for all of you none of this would have been necessary” I might have said that at graduation.
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traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/06/2016 at 23:13 |
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Woohoo! Just completed my 4 year prison sentence!
E90M3
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:16 |
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“Don’t do drugs...”
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E90M3
> E90M3
10/06/2016 at 23:17 |
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“...without me”
jkm7680
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:21 |
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“no thanks, I don’t want a senior quote”
Xyl0c41n3
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:32 |
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They’re all a little cocksure, overwrought and pretentious. Nobody expects teenagers to be sage philosophers. Just go with something easy-going, funny or less condescending
scoob
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:36 |
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This was mine:
My yearbook photo was also a Ferrari F10.
JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:39 |
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Whatever you do, don’t use the “feeling healthy” one
Makes you sound like a condescending jock
Just pick something light. I used a line from Seinfeld.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:48 |
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“I am Ironman” -Robert Downey Jr
PatBateman
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:48 |
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“Never put off ‘til tomorrow what you swore you were going to do yesterday.”
RallyWrench
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/06/2016 at 23:57 |
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“Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.”
My citroen won't start
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/07/2016 at 00:13 |
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my actual senior quote:
“it was acceptable”
CB
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/07/2016 at 00:39 |
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I went with the Gaelic phrase for “my hovercraft is filled with eels”.
Land_Yacht_225
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
10/07/2016 at 01:02 |
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My senior quote was:
Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy between the genius and his human qualities that one has to ask oneself whether a little less talent might not have been better.
-Carl Gustav Jung
I wanted people to remember what an arrogant prick I was and I believe I accomplished that goal.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> scoob
10/07/2016 at 07:32 |
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i’ll tell this to the police the next time they ask where I was on the night of the 12th